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What Porn Got Wrong About Threesomes

“Hey, is it okay if my super hot friend stays over for the weekend?” say’s your scantily clad, sexy girlfriend. 

DING. DONG.

“Oh! She’s here!” your girlfriend opens the door and before you know it everybody is naked and the threesome is poppin’. 

Anyone who has seen porn has seen a scene like that. (probably more than a couple of times before) 

But the problem is that some guys think that’s how it goes down in reality.

Well, I’ve got news for you pal…

 It isn’t.

BUT I’ve got some good news for you. It isn’t as hard or as elusive as you might think. With a little bit of strategy and planning, it is something you can pull off. And I have the master plan to share with you…

So, How can you pull off a threesome in real life? Let’s get into it!

1. TALK IT OUT

If you’re waiting for a threesome to pop off organically you might be waiting a looooong time. I’m talking about statistically improbable odds here. Especially without a social circle that’s specifically curated for it, which if you do, then more power to you.

It’s better to simply have an adult conversation and see what your girl might be thinking. This is especially true if you’re in a long-term monogamous relationship. Not to be a buzzkill, but the fantasy may be better left a fantasy if jealousy is an issue and trust becomes eroded. It can blow up in your face if you’re not careful. 

Lay your cards on the table and see what she’s up for and what she isn’t.

2. UNICORN METHOD

You’re down. Your girl is down. What now? 

One of the most common ways that people try to get it is by unicorn hunting. Why are they called unicorns? Because they’re extremely hard to find! 

This particular method is probably the most difficult BUT it can work. Let your girl take some of the lead on this one and let her be the bait. 

There are various ways of hunting for unicorns but most people do it via dating apps so make sure she looks sexy in the pics and that it’s abundantly clear that you’re looking for a third and not a plaything for her on the profile.

This method takes patience and persistence but with enough effort, you can make it happen.

3. SOCIAL CIRCLE

Who do you guys know that is a bit freaky and loves to flirt? 

You know the type, there’s always that girlfriend’s friend that likes to kiss girls at parties to get attention. That is who you should proposition and see if she’s interested. 

Again, this is a situation where you should let your girlfriend take the reins and talk to her friend. If you’re the one to do it, it’ll come off as the horny guy trying to live a fantasy. But, if she does it’ll come across as a sexy adventure the three of you can share.

Warning: Be discreet about this strategy. You don’t want to lose friends or embarrass someone just to try and get your rocks off.

4. WE BE CLUBBIN’

What I’m about to tell you is one of the most effective and pretty much a sure-fire approaches out there. 

And what might that be Dale? Well, going to a sex club of course!

If you live anywhere near a large city you’ll be able to find one. I’ll tell you from my own experience that it might take you a time or two to get acclimated and feel comfortable before you start pulling in a third. 

If you’ve never been to one it’s a different animal than anything you’re used to but once you and your girl are comfortable the sky’s the limit!

Note: You can be pretty blunt and straightforward at a sex club and if the third is good with it you can get down and if she’s not she won’t be offended….. It’s the whole reason people are there…. to have sex.

5. FOLLOW THE LEADER

The time has arrived! 

You’re pitching a tent thinking about all the possibilities and what’s in store. Speaking of pants, it’s time to put on your “big boy” pants and run the show. 

The mistake I’ve made and many of the students I work with have made is to sit back and let the girls do their thing like you see in porn. That’s the worst thing you could do so what you should do is play porn director and direct the starlets! Be assertive and a bit dominant here and do it the way you want to see it done.

Keep in mind to stay within the confines of what’s been agreed upon between your girl and you.

Conclusion?

Use these tips and sooner or later it WILL happen, and if everybody is down for the cause it will be an adventure to remember!

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